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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
Reblogging for the last addition
Sometimes, it really is about the content much more than it is about the form.
It’s Science Says Sunday! If you see someone treating their friend badly, you’re more likely to have a bad opinion of that person, right?
Researchers decided to investigate whether horses gather information about people by watching them interact with others. They did this by projecting videos of positive and negative interactions between either an unknown “positive” human experimenter or a “negative” experimenter and an actor horse.
The horses expressed behavioral (facial expressions and contact-seeking behavior) and physiological (heart rate) cues of positive emotions while watching the positive video and of negative emotions while watching the negative video. This suggests that the horses perceived the content of the videos and may facilitate emotional contagion between the actor horse and the horses who are watching.
After watching the videos, the horses took a preference test while facing the positive and negative experimenters in real life. The horses successfully used the interactions seen in the videos to discriminate between the experimenters, suggesting that horses can indirectly attribute a valence to a human experimenter by “eavesdropping” on a third-party interaction with another horse.
not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say ‘900 years of time and space and i’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important’
he was like ‘just this once-everybody lives’ and i chased that shit with homosexual determination for every day since, like maybe through pure force of will i could save everyone i loved from a system that wanted us dead
you mount an insurrection and break into the capitol. after getting away your phone rings. you pick up. the voice at the other end of the line says, “hi, this is ronan farrow with the new yorker,” and you just. keep talking to him. no lawyer. no thoughts. just vibes.